A beautiful white woman with dark red lipstick and a low-cut black dress is sitting at a table in a casino with a cigar in  her hand.

Episode 19
Saturday, 3 June 2017

This month, the entire franchise is retooled and the lead has been recast from the menswear department from Grace Brothers, but somehow we all manage to find these facts less compelling than the recent and terribly upsetting death of Sir Roger Moore. Cheerio, darling!

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Tomorrow Never Dies

James Bond and Chinese spy Wai Lin are standing in front of a wooden building in Saigon. They are looking off into the distance.

Episode 20
Saturday, 1 July 2017

We’re straight on to Pierce’s second film, in which he teams up with Nathan’s cousin-in-law to defeat a villain who is in equal parts Ted Turner, Rupert Murdoch and that guy who played the Master in Doctor Who that one time. It’s like a bunch of previous Bond films rolled in to one violently stirred vodka martini, really.

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The World Is Not Enough

James Bond is strapped to an ornate wooden chair. A metal collar round his neck attaches him to the chair, and a beautiful dark-haired woman is turning handles attached to the back of the chair — it's a very tasteful instrument of torture.

Episode 21
Friday, 3 November 2017

After a series of violent and expensive elocution lessons, Robert Carlyle returns to the big screen as the villainous Renard, whose terrifying plans to destroy Istanbul nearly inspire Pierce Brosnan to attempt his first facial expression in his role as Bond. Oh, and Mummy gets tied to a bomb or something.

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Die Another Day

A beautiful white-skinned man is standing in a room with  instruments in it. He is hairless and shirtless, with a well-defined body and cuts on his face. He is pointing a gun at someone.

Episode 22
Sunday, 3 December 2017

This month, special guest star Todd Beilby joins us as we huddle together for warmth in the melting ice hotel that is Die Another Day. Todd’s brandishing a hell of a rapier, Brendan’s fighting Richard for the microphone, Nathan is completely computer generated, and James is shaking his head in disbelief at Basil Fawlty’s invisible car. Way to kill the franchise, Brosnan!

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License to Steele

Pierce Brosnan is standing in an office in a lovely suit and red tie  smiling smugly. Stephanie Zimbalist is looking up at him admiringly.

Episode 49
Saturday, 1 May 2021

This week, we answer the eternal question, “Why the hell are we watching this?” with a resounding “Dunno”, as we plumb the depths of Reagan-Era film-noir-lite with the first episode of the TV show that gave the world Pierce Brosnan — Remington Steele.

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