Crossplot

Episode 53
Friday, 29 October 2021

– It’s nothing much. It’s only serious.

This month, advertising account executive Gary Fenn (Roger Moore) and fiery underwear model Marla Kougash (Claudie Lange) find themselves on the run as they try to foil a violent fascist takeover of Great Britain. Meanwhile Richard (Martha Hyer), James (Dudley Sutton), Brendan (Mark Ruffalo) and Nathan (an extremely rosaceous Sir Bernard Lee) take copious liquid advantage of the recent lifting of Sydney’s lockdown by slurring their way through the long-forgotten quota quickie Crossplot.

Download | Open in new window | Duration 1:45:17 | 101.2 MB | Recorded on Friday, 29 October 2021
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The Interrogation

Episode 52
Sunday, 5 September 2021

– You’re not the first person to pass through my hands, Stirling.

– I never thought I was.

– They all broke eventually.

– I’ll try and spoil your record.

This month, James finds himself drugged, sweaty and trapped in a prison cell with a wastepaper basket and no visible means of escape, while Richard insistently questions him about the identity of the mysterious Renfield or something. Meanwhile, Brendan and Nathan flap about uselessly outside. It sounds like a job for The Champions.

Download | Open in new window | Duration 0:56:56 | 55.1 MB | Recorded on Friday, 27 August 2021
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The Wail of the Siren

Episode 51
Saturday, 24 July 2021

– I might try singing an antidote note.

– Then do it!

– Oh, but that’s three octaves above high C! Nobody’s ever done it before! My voice would be gone! I’d rather die!

Holy Peripheral Relevance, Batman! This month, the Dynamic — er — Four have pursued patron-saint-of-the podcast Joan Collins to Gotham City, where she makes a surprising guest appearance in an episode of Batman as the mesmeric Lorelei Circe, whose voice has an uncanny power over heterosexual men. (Fortunately we’re all very neatly tucked and wearing the Bat-Earplugs for this one.)

Download | Open in new window | Duration 0:40:43 | 39.3 MB | Recorded on Friday, 23 July 2021
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Angels of Death

Episode 50
Saturday, 29 May 2021

– Do I look like a burglar?

– No. You look rather ch— Don’t move, stay where you are, put your hands over your head and lean against the wall.

– Nor am I a contortionist.

This month, it’s a queasy mixture of the Swinging Sixties and the Punching-People-in-the-Face Seventies, as Steed, Purdey and Gambit try to discover who is encouraging so many sweaty government security personnel to discotheque themselves to death, and why. It’s The New Avengers in Angels of Death.

Download | Open in new window | Duration 1:08:27 | 65.9 MB | Recorded on Thursday, 28 May 2020
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License to Steele

Episode 49
Saturday, 1 May 2021

Then he’s blessed. I’m forever plucking stray hairs from my comb and brush. Positively demoralizing, but an inescapable part of the human condition. Hmm? Does any of this say anything to you Miss Holt? It does to me. It fairly shouts Remington Steele is an elaborate ruse. He does not exist. You invented him.

This week, we answer the eternal question, “Why the hell are we watching this?” with a resounding “Dunno”, as we plumb the depths of Reagan-Era film-noir-lite with the first episode of the TV show that gave the world Pierce Brosnan — Remington Steele.

Download | Open in new window | Duration 1:07:44 | 65.5 MB | Recorded on Thursday, 30 April 2020
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A Room in the Basement

Episode 48
Saturday, 20 March 2021

– Oh well, sir, in that case, some of the credit must go to Drake here. I mean the men in the field.

— Rubbish, the glamour boys always get all the credit. I hope you don’t mind my saying this, Drake.

– On the contrary Mr. Ambassador, it is the man behind the desk who does all the planning, all the real thinking. We just carry out orders.

This month, we’re off to Geneva to rescue the handsome Captain Munro from Spearhead from Space, who has been abducted and held captive in the Romanian Embassy by some people who are apparently doing the accent. It’s a jolly old heist, involving Patrick McGoohan, the lovely Jane Merrow, Mr Range from Frontios and, in the true spirit of the Kate O’Marathon, Kate O’Mara herself. For a few minutes.

Download | Open in new window | Duration 1:05:41 | 63.2 MB | Recorded on Friday, 19 March 2021
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Read and Destroy

Episode 47
Friday, 22 January 2021

– You wouldn’t trust your mother, would you?

– Her least of all. She used to spy for the Egyptians.

This month, we resume last year’s abortive Kate O’Marathon with an episode of The Persuaders! from 1972, in which Tony Curtis and Roger Moore join forces to fail to recover a retired spy’s sensational memoirs, while Marla and Melania conceal a dark secret about their husband’s astonishing hairpiece.

Download | Open in new window | Duration 1:04:59 | 62.6 MB | Recorded on Wednesday, 22 January 2020
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The Avengers (1998)

Episode 46
Saturday, 12 December 2020

Oh, I discovered then, nothing beats a good lashing. (Mind your head.) Take India. You can have a good ten inches overnight there. You know, one should never fear being wet.

This month, we commemorate the death of Sean Connery by revisiting the first nail in the coffin of his movie career, the 1998 film The Avengers, starring Ralph Fiennes and Uma Thurman as crude robot replicas of John Steed and Mrs Peel, who go up against the wet sporran of Connery’s single most villainous role, Sir August de Wynter — a man who selflessly tries to provide the population of Great Britain with something interesting to make small talk about.

Download | Open in new window | Duration 1:36:12 | 92.8 MB | Recorded on Friday, 11 December 2020
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A Touch of Brimstone

Episode 45
Saturday, 31 October 2020

– I’ve come here to appeal to you, Mister Cartney.

– You certainly do that!

This month, we all don our flattest Regency trousers and head underground for an evening of wrestling, wassailing and wenching to support the admirable cause of bringing down the British Government. And Peter Wyngarde is here too, looking as devilishly handsome as ever. It’s Part 2 of our Diana Rigg marathon: the 1966 Avengers episode A Touch of Brimstone.

Download | Open in new window | Duration 1:06:45 | 64.2 MB | Recorded on Friday, 30 October 2020
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Epic

Episode 44
Saturday, 26 September 2020

– You’re not feeling the part, Mrs Peel.

– I have a feeling I will be feeling it.

This month, we celebrate the life of the late Dame Diana Rigg, who left us earlier this month. And we do this by watching one of the most beloved — and one of the most disliked — episodes of The Avengers. It’s Epic, in which Mrs Peel is kidnapped by three washed-up actors playing two washed-up actors and a washed-up director, who are awful enough to believe that it’s fun to watch Mrs Peel being repeatedly threatened with certain death. And, turns out, it is.

Download | Open in new window | Duration 1:02:59 | 60.6 MB | Recorded on Friday, 25 September 2020
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