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Live and Let Die

Episode 9
Sunday, 1 May 2016

– There are two ways to disable an alligator, Mr Bond.

– I don’t suppose you’d care to share that information with me?

– One way is to take a pencil and stick it in the pressure point above its eye.

– And the other way?

– Oh, the other way is twice as simple. Just stick your hand in its mouth and pull out all its teeth.

This month, Brendan, Nathan, Richard and James watch the first of Roger Moore’s seven Bond films: Live and Let Die. We cringe at the racism, admire Tee Hee’s positive approach to his work and enjoy Roger Moore’s best hair ever.

Download | Open in new window | Duration 2:07:02 | 152.7 MB
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The Man with the Golden Gun

Episode 10
Sunday, 5 June 2016

– Good morning. How’s the water?

– Why don’t you come in and find out?

– Sounds very tempting, Miss, er…

– Chew Mee.

– Really? There’s only one problem. I have no swimming trunks.

– Neither have I.

This month, Brendan, Richard and James shred to pieces one of Nathan’s favourite Bond films, The Man with the Golden Gun. On the way, we discuss the casting couch, Roger’s reluctance to learn the choreography, the inscrutable geography of Asia and the need for every Bond stunt from here on in to be performed to the sound of a slide whistle.

Download | Open in new window | Duration 2:10:41 | 157.1 MB
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The Spy Who Loved Me

Episode 11
Saturday, 2 July 2016

— Oh, by the way, thanks for deserting me back there.

— Every woman for herself, remember?

— Still, you did save my life.

— We all make mistakes, Mr. Bond.

After a couple of fairly lacklustre films, the James Bond franchise roars back to life in the seminal Bond film of the 1970s: The Spy Who Loved Me. So, among the crude double entendres and Doctor Who references, there’s a lot of admiration here: the frocks, Jaws, Barbara Bach’s fabulous breasts, Bernard Lee’s fabulous nose, and the biggest set in the biggest sound stage in human history.

Download | Open in new window | Duration 2:08:22 | 154.4 MB
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Moonraker

Episode 12
Saturday, 6 August 2016

Mr Bond, you persist in defying my efforts to provide an amusing death for you.

This month, Brendan, Nathan, Richard and James watch the widely reviled 1979 classic Moonraker, and to their absolute delight, they discover that it’s actually really good. Of course, they also criticise some terrible kerning, wince at the series’ most upsetting death, and wonder if Drax’s guards can actually hear anything under all that.

Download | Open in new window | Duration 2:10:03 | 156.5 MB
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For Your Eyes Only

Episode 13
Sunday, 4 September 2016

– Mr. Bond! We can do a deal! I’ll by you a delicatessen in stainless steel! Please!

– Alright, keep your hair on!

– Put me down! Put me down!

– Oh, you want to get off?

This month, Brendan, Nathan, Richard and James decide to rein it all back in — we’re dumping into a chimney the whole idea of taking over the world, and instead we’ll just do a whole lot of skiing, rock-climbing and wrangling over a eighties-era electronic calculators. Oh, and punching Lynn-Holly Johnson in the face. For Your Eyes Only-y-y!

Download | Open in new window | Duration 2:13:03 | 160.1 MB
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Octopussy

Episode 14
Saturday, 1 October 2016

– Is he still there?

– You must be joking! 007 on an island populated exclusively by women? We won’t see him till dawn!

This month, we’re throwing political correctness to the winds, and trying out every conceivable Indian stereotype. Brendan is sleeping on a bed of nails, Nathan is swallowing swords, Richard is charming snakes, and (strangely) James is dressing as Agnetha from the music video of SOS. It’s the second best Bond film of 1983 (or is it?). Welcome to Octopussy.

Download | Open in new window | Duration 2:15:16 | 195.2 MB
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A View to a Kill

Episode 16
Friday, 20 January 2017

– Welcome sir, I’m Jenny Flex.

– Of course you are.

Well, it’s our last ever Rodgecast, and we couldn’t be more upset to see him go. (Although he only appears in this film for about five minutes: in most scenes he is played by one of a team of about three dozen stuntmen.) To console ourselves, we share a few bottles of bubbles, while we discuss flirting grandparents, pranking Roger in bed, the absence of Ken Adam, the worst actors to play Bond villains, the curse of Goldfinger, and the terrible disappointment of a flaccid zeppelin.

Download | Open in new window | Duration 2:21:52 | 137.8 MB
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Crossplot

Episode 53
Friday, 29 October 2021

– It’s nothing much. It’s only serious.

This month, advertising account executive Gary Fenn (Roger Moore) and fiery underwear model Marla Kougash (Claudie Lange) find themselves on the run as they try to foil a violent fascist takeover of Great Britain. Meanwhile Richard (Martha Hyer), James (Dudley Sutton), Brendan (Mark Ruffalo) and Nathan (an extremely rosaceous Sir Bernard Lee) take copious liquid advantage of the recent lifting of Sydney’s lockdown by slurring their way through the long-forgotten quota quickie Crossplot.

Download | Open in new window | Duration 1:45:17 | 101.2 MB | Recorded on Friday, 29 October 2021
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