The Midas Touch

Episode 41
Sunday, 12 July 2020

– We shall be gone from here in a few hours. You back to your own country in triumph, me to the foothills of South America. They say there is gold there.

– It didn’t do Humphrey Bogart much good. The Treasure of the Sierra Madre. Most people think Walter Huston directed it. It was John.

This month, we head back to the gritty and hardbitten 1970s to check in on one of our favourite Bond girls, Joanna Lumley (On Her Majesty’s Secret Service, Bond Meets Black Emmanuelle), in the show that made her a household name, The New Avengers.

Download | Open in new window | Duration 1:00:15 | 58.0 MB | Recorded on Saturday, 11 July 2020
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Colonel Rodriguez

Episode 40
Saturday, 30 May 2020

– A journalist? I hope you haven’t come to write lies about us.

– Well, that’s a difficult question, Colonel, because what is truth to me could be lies to you.

This month, our guard of honour continues with an episode of Danger Man from 1960, in which the glorious Honor Blackman stars as the wife of a journalist falsely accused of espionage. Will the eponymous Patrick McGoohan be able to save him from the clutches of the opportunistic Colonel Rodriguez? And, more importantly, can he do it in less than 25 minutes?

Download | Open in new window | Duration 0:42:40 | 41.1 MB | Recorded on Friday, 29 May 2020
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The Arrow of God

Episode 39
Saturday, 2 May 2020

– Well, well. The Saint, no less. I know a great deal about you.

– I’m flattered.

– Don’t be. I follow your exploits with extreme distaste. That article about you in The Times last Sunday was the most nauseating thing I’ve seen in print.

– Tried reading your own columns?

This month, our tribute to Honor Blackman continues as we revisit the earliest days of Rogertainment with the seventh episode of The SaintThe Arrow of God. A gossip columnist and blackmailer has been murdered, but who is the perpetrator? Richard, with his history of embezzlement? Peter, who can’t stop cheating at tennis? Nathan, with his dubious parentage? Or James, with his dark, bigamous past?

Download | Open in new window | Duration 0:58:45 | 56.6 MB | Recorded on Friday, 1 May 2020
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The Mauritius Penny

Episode 38
Saturday, 11 April 2020

You didn’t really think you could take over this country with a few fanatics in fancy dress.

This month, we celebrate the life of Honor Blackman, who died this week at the age of 94, by watching one of her early episodes as Cathy Gale in The Avengers. In this episode, The Mauritius Penny, Mr Steed and Mrs Gale team up to defeat a gang of murderous dentists and stamp collectors who plan to overthrow the British government and install a fascist dictatorship decades before that sort of thing became fashionable.

Download | Open in new window | Duration 1:01:01 | 58.7 MB | Recorded on Friday, 10 April 2020
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The Talented Husband

Episode 37
Saturday, 21 March 2020

Thank heaven for English theatre bars. We’ve had two acts of this play, complete suffering both onstage, and off.

This month, we head back to the earliest days of Rogertainment with the very first episode of The Saint (1961), in which Roger Moore teams up with a future Bond girl, the glittering Shirley Eaton, to thwart a serial wife-killer who will one day control every computer in the galaxy. Or something. It’s all a bit confusing really.

Download | Open in new window | Duration 0:59:19 | 57.1 MB | Recorded on Monday, 2 March 2020
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Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Episode 36
Wednesday, 25 December 2019

I don’t trust a man who makes toys in a land where children are forbidden.

It’s Christmas, and to celebrate we’re heading back into James Bond territory by watching a film produced by Albert Broccoli, based on a novel by Ian Fleming and a screenplay by Roald Dahl. It’s like You Only Live Twice with a much nicer car, and we love it: it’s Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Download | Open in new window | Duration 2:33:09 | 147.2 MB | Recorded on Friday, 20 December 2019
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The Girl Who Was Death

Episode 35
Tuesday, 10 December 2019

I love you madly. I love the way the hair curls on the back of your neck. You’ll make a beautiful corpse. I’m going to do you the honour of letting you die superbly.

This month, we’re watching The Prisoner (1967), more specifically its weird antepenultimate episode The Girl Who Was Death. So while Nathan puts the children to bed, James does some ball-tampering, Brendan drives around on the ceiling, and Richard enters a deadly alliance with the butcher, the baker and the candlestick maker. No, we don’t know what’s going on either.

Download | Open in new window | Duration 0:56:57 | 54.8 MB | Recorded on Friday, 6 December 2019
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Modesty Blaise

Episode 34
Friday, 1 November 2019

– Oh, I’m sorry about the explosion. It doesn’t happen every day.

– I don’t come every day.

This month, we’re watching the camp 1966 spy-fi classic Modesty Blaise, starring a very attractive Italian lady, Dirk Bogarde and Bernice off Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. There’s diamond smuggling, spycraft and racist comedy Arabs, but it’s mostly all there to get in the way of the lovely location work in Amsterdam and Italy and the upsettingly psychedelic wallpaper.

Download | Open in new window | Duration 2:07:45 | 122.8 MB | Recorded on Friday, 1 November 2019
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Five Miles to Midnight

Episode 33
Saturday, 14 September 2019

– Where do these guns keep coming from?

– I get ’em wholesale.

This month, we’re watching The Persuaders! Season 1 Episode 17, Five Miles to Midnight, in which TV’s Roger Moore and sometime lady saxophonist Tony Curtis team up with Joan Collins to smuggle some guy out of Italy, accompanied by a series of excellent jokes written by Terry Nation.

And in the process, we answer the age-old question, “What did Tony Curtis call Joan Collins during the production that got her so annoyed?” Over and over again, I’m afraid.

Download | Open in new window | Duration 1:01:43 | 59.4 MB | Recorded on Friday, 13 September 2019
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The Ipcress File

Episode 32
Sunday, 11 August 2019

– The Americans have put a tail on Palmer.

– Have they? How very tiresome.

This month, we head back in time to 1965. While James Bond is in the Bahamas enjoying some painfully slow underwater harpoon fights, Harry Palmer (Michael Caine) is having a much more prosaic time spying for the Ministry of Defence, trying to locate a kidnapped scientist. That is, until the psychedelia kicks in.

Download | Open in new window | Duration 1:55:03 | 110.9 MB | Recorded on Friday, 2 August 2019
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