The Girl Who Was Death

Episode 35
Tuesday, 10 December 2019

I love you madly. I love the way the hair curls on the back of your neck. You’ll make a beautiful corpse. I’m going to do you the honour of letting you die superbly.

This month, we’re watching The Prisoner (1967), more specifically its weird antepenultimate episode The Girl Who Was Death. So while Nathan puts the children to bed, James does some ball-tampering, Brendan drives around on the ceiling, and Richard enters a deadly alliance with the butcher, the baker and the candlestick maker. No, we don’t know what’s going on either.

Download | Open in new window | Duration 0:56:56 | 54.8 MB | Recorded on Friday, 6 December 2019
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Sixties Spy-fi Shitthe-prisoner

Modesty Blaise

Episode 34
Friday, 1 November 2019

– Oh, I’m sorry about the explosion. It doesn’t happen every day.

– I don’t come every day.

This month, we’re watching the camp 1966 spy-fi classic Modesty Blaise, starring a very attractive Italian lady, Dirk Bogarde and Bernice off Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. There’s diamond smuggling, spycraft and racist comedy Arabs, but it’s mostly all there to get in the way of the lovely location work in Amsterdam and Italy and the upsettingly psychedelic wallpaper.

Download | Open in new window | Duration 2:07:44 | 122.8 MB | Recorded on Friday, 1 November 2019
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Sixties Spy-fi Shit

Five Miles to Midnight

Episode 33
Saturday, 14 September 2019

– Where do these guns keep coming from?

– I get ’em wholesale.

This month, we’re watching The Persuaders! Season 1 Episode 17, Five Miles to Midnight, in which TV’s Roger Moore and sometime lady saxophonist Tony Curtis team up with Joan Collins to smuggle some guy out of Italy, accompanied by a series of excellent jokes written by Terry Nation.

And in the process, we answer the age-old question, “What did Tony Curtis call Joan Collins during the production that got her so annoyed?” Over and over again, I’m afraid.

Download | Open in new window | Duration 1:01:42 | 59.4 MB | Recorded on Friday, 13 September 2019
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The Persuaders

The Ipcress File

Episode 32
Sunday, 11 August 2019

– The Americans have put a tail on Palmer.

– Have they? How very tiresome.

This month, we head back in time to 1965. While James Bond is in the Bahamas enjoying some painfully slow underwater harpoon fights, Harry Palmer (Michael Caine) is having a much more prosaic time spying for the Ministry of Defence, trying to locate a kidnapped scientist. That is, until the psychedelia kicks in.

Download | Open in new window | Duration 1:55:02 | 110.9 MB | Recorded on Friday, 2 August 2019
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Sixties Spy-fi Shit

The Girl from Auntie

Episode 31
Saturday, 6 April 2019

– Steed! I thought you were an old lady with a bale and knitting needles.

– They do say I take after granny.

This month, we go back to Richard and Brendan’s first love — 1960s spy-fi classic The Avengers. Brendan has taken up knitting, James is achieving better living through self-help books, Nathan is wondering why Graeme Garden left his computer here, and Richard is relaxing in a leotard and a giant birdcage. Watch out, everyone: it’s The Girl from Auntie.

Download | Open in new window | Duration 0:59:35 | 57.4 MB | Recorded on Friday, 5 April 2019
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The Avengers

Carry on Spying

Episode 30
Sunday, 20 January 2019

– All ready to get off a slick draw like that.

– Oh, Mr. Simpkins, that was wonderful. I’m sure I’ll never get my drawers off as slickly as that.

This month, Richard leads a bumbling troupe of trainee Secret Service agents on a mission to retrieve a top-secret chemical formula. But Brendan faints after his first martini, James keeps accidentally giving the formula to enemy agents, and Nathan is altogether too enthusiastic about disguising himself as a dancing girl. Which is why there’s nothing left for us to do but Carry on Spying.

Download | Open in new window | Duration 1:32:37 | 133.5 MB | Recorded on Saturday, 19 January 2019
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Nonsense

SPECTRE

Episode 29
Wednesday, 24 October 2018

Goodbye, James Bond.

This is our last James Bond commentary podcast for now, as we finally catch up to the end of the series.

Tell me is this where we give it all up?

Download | Open in new window | Duration 2:40:16 | 154.0 MB
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Daniel Craig

Skyfall

Episode 28
Friday, 3 August 2018

Though much is taken, much abides; and though
We are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven; that which we are, we are;
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.

It’s James Bond’s fiftieth anniversary, and so we’re celebrating by introducing him to Q and Moneypenny, casting doubt on his fitness for the job, shooting him in the chest, burning his house down, and killing his Mum. Take it away, Adele!

Download | Open in new window | Duration 2:34:48 | 223.3 MB
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Daniel Craig

James Bond Jr

Episode 27
Sunday, 17 June 2018

In 1991, MGM brought to the small screen a 65-episode series called James Bond Jr, in which James Bond’s nephew James teams up with a forgettable bunch of Saturday morning cartoon sidekicks to defend democracy against a forgettable array of Saturday morning cartoon villains. Or some shit. Stop hassling me.

In 2017, Brendan, Nathan and James decided that it would be a good idea to watch an episode of that series and discuss it. And that discussion has languished for months in a forgotten corner of Dropbox.

Until now.

Download | Open in new window | Duration 0:31:16 | 45.2 MB
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Things That Aren’t Proper Bond Films

Quantum of Solace

Episode 26
Thursday, 10 May 2018

Hello. We’re teachers on sabbatical and we’ve just won the lottery.

After two years of doing commentaries on various versions of Casino Royale, Brendan, Nathan and James spring back into action with a totally incomprehensible but mercifully short commentary on 2008’s Quantum of Solace.

Download | Open in new window | Duration 2:00:00 | 115.6 MB
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Daniel Craig